Please God, Make Me Straight!
May 30, 2011
After posting MADness last week, someone asked why in the world I wanted to be like Rachel, the girl bully who terrorized me and other
After posting MADness last week, someone asked why in the world I wanted to be like Rachel, the girl bully who terrorized me and other
I’m a sucker for bad boys. As ashamed as I am to admit a past littered with men who punched parking meters for fun, I
When I told my Grandmother I would be guest starring on Burn Notice, her response was, “Fern Notice?” When I asked if she had cable,
After sharing in my last post that I began smoking pot before I had permanent teeth, some of you were left a bit perplexed. Perhaps
When I was eight years old, I began a nightly ritual that would continue for many years. Just before I went to sleep, I would
For many years my type of man was short dark and angry – a Prince Charming who turns into an impossible-to-please toad with heaps of
My maternal grandma, Mawmie, used to tell me I should be a hand model. She had beautiful hands with Streisand-length nails, which she painted bright
I’m a little lazy and have time management issues, so I rarely make it to the gym. So when I’m asked occasionally how I stay
That was the question I pondered after receiving a call sheet the night before a L’Oreal commercial that listed me and “BK” under the talent
I suppose having no TV or “plastic, consumerist, stereotype-perpetuating” items (otherwise known as toys), forced me at a young age to find creative ways to
At the end of last year, an essay I wrote was selected for the New York Times Modern Love column.
I just found out I’m a Demon. Yep, that’s what renowned Vedic astrologer, Carol Allen, told me moments after glancing
When a New York Times reporter asked for an interview, my only request was that my age not be mentioned.
One of my grandmother’s repeated phrases was, “We’ve got a lot of living to do.” Her enthusiasm for life was
When I was younger, all I wanted was to be a mother. In high school, my dream for the future